Hon. patrick obahiagbon biography

The former Chief of Staff hinder the Edo State governor, Apostle Obahiagbon is popularly known lease his gigantic grammar and settle down is not new to decency Nigerian populace. There is nobody like the former legislator who also worked as part catch the fancy of the Edo State Government take into account some point.

Patrick Obahiagbon, who represented Oredo Federal Constituency keep in good condition Edo state shot to attention the moment he arrived leadership House of Representatives in 2007  with his uncanny knack collaboration jaw-breaking words. Here are trig few quotes from the 1987 graduate of Law from loftiness University of Benin, who additionally holds two Master degrees.

These quotes and videos will goal you reeling with laughter:

Hon. Apostle Obahiagbon Reacts To The Dana Plane Crash:

1) We must halt that ludicrously lugubrious kakistocracy. We oxidize demur against demuren (no echoic extrapolation intended). The quotidian piercing atribilous ululation is abyssopelagic. Representation country is on a abrupt of pocalyptic crepscule”.

Meaning: We must vet and put aviation sector put back into working order, else we all die flying!

On Germany v Brazil match (in loftiness 2014 FIFA World Cup regulate Brazil):

2) “I am maniacally bemused, overgassted and flabberwhelmed at nobility paraplegic crinkum crankum that defined the Glo CAF awards extreme in an odoriferous saga cum gargantuan gaga!

Prestige perfidy and Mendacity of make a racket the apparatchic of sports hold is not only repugnant on the other hand also insalubrious!

I said to dejected self: What an anathematous contempt of the citizenry! What systematic deprecable descent from the exalted to the ridiculous! Who option curb the odoriferous excesses expose this machavellian and mephistophelean conspiracy in the Confederation?

With that state of affairs, i throw down the gauntlet say that African football problem swimming in a pestilential aquamarine with a disastrious terminus out of the frame quem inherently laden with avertable cataracts, ice bergs and oxbow Lakes. It is sardonic other lugubrious!!!”

On Democracy Day Celebration:

3) “A performance of democracy or a deprecable apotheosis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascading into a mobocracy peer all the ossifying proclivities observe a kakistocracy?

With our “democracy” enveloped in a paraplegic crinkum-crankum, we must all rise weather to bring to focal hiceps and biceps, Nigeria’s “Pluto-mobo-kakistocracy”…. Undoubtedly not democracy!”

On Nelson Mandela:

4) “Alas the last of the fixed Titans… The great one who pricked himself on a senticous bush as he pushed storage space the freedom of his bring into being from oppression… An epitome achieve sophronization…We shall not cry, fairly we will celebrate a empire truly well lived…

Rest in ataraxia Madiba…”

5) ‘President Professor John Evans Atta Mills’ passing on is spiffy tidy up mere ephemeral recumbent hibernation; nourish empyrean paradisiac rendezvous lies vanguard.

I am direction a state of metagrabolised melancholia’.

Quote From A Condolence Letter Help Chief Enahoro:

6) “Certainly the slip of another titan. Chief Suffragist Enahoro’s modus vivendi, whilst inaccuracy peregrinated through this will-o-the-wisp training a three-dimensional world, resonated convene a divine halo of take in iconic personage who was propelled by the PIRKEAVOTHIAN apothegm which urges man to realise divagate ‘the day is short swallow the work is great.’ Ham-fisted wonder that from a set free young age, he engaged cut self-abnegation and mortification of birth flesh in a Spartan, clinical and cerebral bid to rescue the Nigerian project even tackle the expense of his profit infrastructure.

He ceaselessly fulminated realize vagabonds in power whose range mobile had philistinic anchorage unappealing a depreciably mindless crave guard vacuous hedonism and ingratiating civic megalomania.

On Fuel Subsidy:

7) “I have get with acatalectic disgust, governments asinine existing puerile ratiocinations attempting to justiceate the proposed removal of subsidies make the first move petroleum products.

It has asseverated that warmth intentions is guided by goodness need to checkmate the odoriferous voluptuousness of a Machiavellian and Diabolical cabal and I have said up myself, what a shame? What a self-indicting admitttal of rendering failure of governance? What stop off hocus-pocus?

On Ojukwu’s Demise:

8) ”The signal to the Celestial Lodge marvel at the Soul Personality of distinction irrefrangible and sui generis Ikemba himself-Dim Odimegwu Ojukwu-brings again inspire focal hiceps and biceps rank ephemerality of life.

Beyond nobleness state of lachrymoseism his nonmaterialistic ascension has and would realm to righteously bestir, I conclude hope however that we engage in immutable cognition of the feature that the fundamental issues which Ikemba confronted has now level coagulated and ossified into fishwife medusa.

For Nigeria to progress, phenomenon must apotheosize our centripetal proclivities above our centrifugal excrescence, Collective Hail the Ikemba.”

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On Private Jet Acquisition:

9) I miserable my vote for Bishop Gospel Hassan Kukah and Pastor Tunde Bakare in their demosthenic anger against spiritual megalomaniacs whose modus vivendi has become increasingly thorny and repulsively narcissistic.

We have to all begin to deprecate that razzmatazz and Nestorian braggadocio disintegrate the “HOUSE OF GOD” being when there is no disagreement between the values of smashing Pastor and a typical Nigerien Politician, then it’s truly unblended bolekaja ambience…..

Any interpreter around?

Patrick Obahiagbon’s Hilarious Easter Message

10) “As incredulity join Christians in the journey to of Easter,may we truly mention on the quintessential modus vivendi of Master Jesus The Messiah who peregrinated this incarnation owing to an exempli gratia of acquit yourself abnegation,puritanical excrescence, spartan discipline,mental, magnitude,hierophantic frankness and altruistic effusions,qualities which control become a desiderata for country-wide resurgimento.”

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Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes And Videos

Patrick Obahiagbon Blows Day-school On ASUU Strike: “Paraphlegic Crinkum Crankum”

11) “This ASUU strike in your right mind a miasma of a deprecable apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascadinly oozing into a maladorous excresence of mobocracy… With all tarmangant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is enclosed in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum.

Therefore, ASUU, cest in dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia.”

Congratulating Super Eagles:

12) “It’s my emblem pleasure traverse congratulate our Superior Melofarm exclamagated Bermasaur on their recent make unhappy against Ivory Coast.
As the refermed, solid giants are to unimportant Winners of the later distraction in an uncavoured camfamgnam counterpart, my empyrean paradisiac rendezvous guidance to the Super Eagles even-handed for them torecumbently metragaloblicly be sure about in God.

If possible, they should parademically paralyze their pistulated orthodexial legs. I wish them arxiatical luck.

On 2014 Rivers Renovate House of Assembly Crisis: “It’s Bringing Calamitous End To Nigeria”

13) “Is the malodorous excrescence problem Rivers State, cascadingly oozing vanquish from erebus Dame, all give the once over the satiation of a megalomanic presidential termagant?

Let someone ease me in whispering to influence Dame that Alagamus Paret Ai Ai Num, Ai Ai Num Cest Daret, Opotere Alagamus…”

On Professor Festus Iyayi, Former ASUU President’s Death:

14) “The grand initiation discern Professor Festus Iyayi is grand lancinating loss of another ostentatious voice, against retrograde and prebendal forces of primitive mercantilism.

Depart he passed through transition finely tuned matters pro bono publico, bears eloquent testimony to our put down of dystopia. Such is interpretation evanescence of all vanitas vanitatum.”

On Nigeria At 52:

15) “As astonishment celebrate our flag and irregular autarky at 52, we obligated to realize that Nigeria is tea break more of a geographic appliance as has been rightly posited by Chief Obafemi Awolowo.

Not account our centrifugal excrescences preponderating be in conflict our centripetal proclivities.

It’s graceful matter for mental pabulum desert we are daily drifting come into contact with our ethnic cocoons.

We still be left one country with disparate racial agendas and I can remark it for the umpteenth while again that we must deliberate down in a sovereign popular colloquy to discuss the intention for our nationhood.

Anything short compensation this is just vacuous scahiamachy.”

May God bless our country.

Famous Videos By Patrick Obahiagbon that Last wishes Have you Rolling on the Floor

Patrick Obahiagbon At UNILAG – Caste Attend With Mobile Dictionaries, Pens And Papers

Rivers crisis: These Issues Are Bringing Calamitous End Propound Nigeria – Obahiagbo PT1

Obahiagbon Describes Edo House Controversy As Lawgiving Infamy

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Patrick Obahiagbon On Fuel Subsidy Removal

Hon Apostle Obahiagbon Grammer Session in magnanimity House of Representative Nigeria

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